Ahh...we love it :-) ...

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak
something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any
public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side
streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a
London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you
doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, "but
I really gotta take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer
told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a
beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured
hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American
tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the
flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the
officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British
courtesy?" "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."